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Entries from April 2009

Big

Tuesday 28th April 2009

People think I have a big family and I only have three syblings.

I know a family of 10 and I think they have a big family.

The Duggars, however, have just redefined my view of big. 18 kids! A miniature empire. Plus, all of their names being with J. Does that not get confusing: "Hey everyone, there's some post here for 'J. Duggar'"?

it's all relative

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There You Have a Wash

Thursday 16th April 2009

Orwell here I am sitting minded and Talking To A Computer. One does and why. Been there you go. The field taken you to laugh six X was decreasing from that of and so it from NASA the sofa two are on the civil which.

Translation: "oh well, here I am sitting down and talking to a computer..." (work out the rest yourself — even I can't understand it!) No, I've not lost my marbles, I just though it was time to try out some speech recogintion software. This may be the next major step in technological innovation. It could be our future. Conclusion of tests: it's not.

Even though it hadn't coped well with my simple sentances, I decided to put it to the ultimate challenge by seeing what it made of The Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll . Here is what it came up with.

There You Have a Wash

The of the by Lewis Carroll

It was raining and there are signs the home
Dealers Dyer and involved in that way and
All means the world the borrow grows
And the Moon rats how Craig

The weather channel wok, my son
The jaws that by the clause that can
Been where the young you are unsure
That really yes band are snapped

He took his from awful sword in
Longer time and a man somme following the sort of
So rested he buys the compound tree
And stood on while in all

Hands and the office for incident
You're more weird I is for living
Key man with enthralled that it will
Be an there will be an evening

No one can recall what happened trial
The what happened was request that
The military queen returned
Hung on and our long-and

Unfolds last month that long-and laughter from the
Quantum world is 140
For Ravel's down from car you, Dan
No more four years to on

Towards breathing and that so lying the
And mine and the more you there when
All means in word for ballroom go
And the Moon rat out grabbing

The and

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Five Sermons You Don't Want to Miss

Friday 10th April 2009

Here is a random picking of sermons on a range of subjects. These have all blessed me in different ways.

Equal Essence, Distinct Function Bruce Ware (via New Attitude)
All about the doctrine of the Trinity. Solid yet easy to follow. You may have to listen to it a few times to let it sink in.

Marriage and Men Mark Driscoll (via Mars Hill)
If you're a guy, listen to this. It's time to man up!

A Biblical Understanding of Sleep C.J. Mahaney (via Sovereign Grace Ministries)
The average person spend 1/3 of their life asleep. For some of us it's a little more ;). Either way, sanctified sleep sounds pretty good!

If My Words Abide in You John Piper (via Desiring God)
Reignite your awe of God's Word. Delivered with genuine Piper Passion.

Yahweh Calls Young People Kempton Turner (via Bethlehem Baptist)
Is God calling you? Yes! Can you hear him? Are you obeying him?

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Happy April

Sunday 5th April 2009

There were some crackers this year.

@guardian is in w/ the trends

With all the buzz about twitter the Guardian decided to scrap paper and convert to tweeting. This is the next biggest thing since Gutenberg pioneered the printing press!

UpsideTube

YouTube go Vertigo! There are even instructions about how to best to use the new layout.

Gmail AutopilotTM

Google Mail now automatically responds to your emails for you. You can customise to match your own personal style of emailing.

Le Strech

French president Sarkozy isn't the tallest diplomat on the planet but that's about to change. He's signed up to for height-enhancing surgery at the Poisson D'Avril medical center.

Free broadband

Incredible! Google offer FREE broadband. Just follow the simple installation instructions and you're up in no time.

Save IE6

With all these flashy new browsers coming out we're in danger of losing the unique surfing experience which Internet Explorer 6 offers us. Join the movement, save IE6.

Nothing that yet beats last year's penguins though.

Alpine Legend

A new game for the Xbox 360. Alpine Legend. It's like Guitar Hero except instead of a playing a guitar you do yodeling. If you not hooked, there's a trailer too.

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